Solbit Doesn’t Have a Problem with Crabs

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Dear Nicalai,

Some people have a problem with crabs, but I don’t.  I like them.  What are crabs?  You know those little things you see on beaches and sometimes at the edges of rivers or creeks?

The ones I’m talking about are bubbler crabs.  When I first met one, I wasn’t looking for it.  Nona, Papa, and I were walking on Four Mile Beach here in Port Douglas in Far North Queensland.  Papa pointed out the little sand balls that radiated out from little holes in the sandy beach.  That’s the first thing I noticed.

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Papa picked me up.  He said, “Solbit, come up here so you can get a perspective on these little sand balls.  See the lovely patterns?”  Well, then I could see the patterns.  I guess that’s what “perspective” means, where you’re looking from, huh? I had been too close to see the patterns.  I had to get farther away to appreciate the lovely patterns of sand balls, the art.  So that was the second thing that I noticed.

Then I used Papa’s word.  It’s good to try to use a new word as soon as you learn it.  I said, “Papa, I want a closer perspective, now.  Please put me down.”  He did, and I almost fell into a hole!

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I caught myself, though.  Then, Nona said, “Solbit, be very still and quiet.  Wait and watch.  Maybe something will come up from that hole.”  So that’s what I did, and here’s the third thing that I noticed, movement. Something moved very quickly and stopped suddenly.

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That’s when this tiny crab, smaller than I am, came to the surface.  The moment it saw me, zoom, it went scurrying down the beach.

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It didn’t need to run away, because I wouldn’t hurt it or eat it.  I’m vegetarian, and I like crabs, especially these little bubbler crabs that are so artsy.  Don’t you think they make the beach look pretty with their dot “paintings?”

Biology Lesson:  Remember that I told you about the marine worms on the beach?    They make those squiggly thingies, castings, when they strip organic matter from the sand and then poop out the sand.  Well, that’s what these bubbler crab sand balls are too, poop, not from worms but from those little crabs.  Guess what? It doesn’t smell at all, either.

I’ve got to go.  Nona and Papa said we have to get packed for our trip to Tanzania tomorrow.  They said that we’re going to stop on the way in a place called Doha, Qatar.  I’m really excited, even though I don’t have a lot of things to pack, because, you know, we dinosaurs don’t have to wear clothes. Bye.

I’m your friend.

Love,

Solbit

June 2014

  • You may be asking yourself, “Who is Solbit?” Solbit is a fictional character, but she is a real plastic dinosaur, sent to us unsolicited in a package we ordered from Photojojo. So, she’s a plastic jurassic. Solbit is short for the four names given her by our grandchildren: Sparkle, Orangie, Lulu, Breakit. We tend to use her given names for when she’s been naughty. Thank you for visiting Tales of a Plastic Jurassic. Solbit likes company and hopes you’ll come back.
  • You can learn more about Solbit at her About page and in the earlier posts, “Solbit: How I Got My Name” and “Solbit: How I Got to Travel.”

Solbit, You Can’t Take It With You.

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Dear Nicalai,

10,350.  That’s my number. I found that number, and I’m keeping it. You know that saying, “Finders Keepers. Losers Weepers?”  Well, I’m the finder.  It’s mine! Look at me when I found it.

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The marker says the distance to Madagascar from Port Douglas is 10,350 kilometers.  Well, we’re not going to Madagascar, but we’re going in that direction to a place near there, Tanzania, and Nona said the distance might be about the same.

She said something else too, and that got me asking questions.  Nona said, “Solbit, no, you can’t take that number with you.”  I asked, “Why not? I found it didn’t I?”  Papa jumped in, “Leave it right there on the brass compass. You can memorize it and take your memory of it with you.”

So, I’ve been going everywhere saying, “Ten thousand, three hundred, fifty.  Ten thousand, three hundred, fifty.  Ten thousand, three hundred, fifty…”  Finally, Papa couldn’t take it any more. He said, “Oh, for Pete’s sake, Solbit, knock it off!”

I said, “But, Papa, I tried to knock it off, but Nona said I wasn’t allowed to do that. AND, you said memorize the number and take it with me.”  He looked sternly at Nona.

Papa changed the subject, “Hey, look at that cool slide.  I bet Solbit would enjoy playing on that.”  I said, “Papa, I thought you and Nona said that you don’t make bets. No gambling, right?”  Papa said, “It’s just a figure of speech, Solbit.”  Then I asked, “So, what’s a figure of speech?”  He gave Nona that look again, and she said, “Solbit, let’s get you on that slide.  OK?”  Isn’t this a cool looking slide?

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My questions aren’t getting answered, but I’m not complaining, because I am having fun.  A girl can find plenty of places to play here in Port Douglas.  Wait until you see where this slide dumps me.

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Plop! Right into this beautiful park by the sea.  Papa said, “Look, Solbit, a lot of people come here to walk and to have picnics.”  I replied, “Papa, isn’t picnic a funny word for eating food?  Where does that word come from? …”  He interrupted me, “Solbit, you have a lot of questions.  I’m glad you are curious, but, please, no more questions. Could we please dispense with the questions and just enjoy our walk in this park?”  I said, “Hey, Papa, I think you just said no more questions and then you asked a question!  Also, what’s that word, dispense, mean?”

Nona gave me a big smile, and she said, “Solbit, I think you are amazing. Come over here and see what I just found.”  I went over there and saw this.

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Nona, set me up on this post and said, “It’s a Solbit-sized maze.  You’re supposed to walk the pathway of the maze and open your mind and your heart to a leading.  Go ahead walk the maze, Solbit.”  I said, “OK, Nona, but what’s a maze? Are they related to what you just called me, amazing? How will I know whether it comes into my head or my heart?

Papa said, “Solbit, walk the maze.”  He sort of sounded like a pirate saying, “Walk the plank! Know what I mean?”  I wonder if maybe I overloaded him with questions?  Do you think I asked too many questions?

I’m your friend.

Love,

Solbit

June 2014

*You may be asking yourself, “Who is Solbit?” Solbit is a fictional character, but she is a real plastic dinosaur, sent to us unsolicited in a package we ordered from Photojojo. So, she’s a plastic jurassic. Solbit is short for the four names given her by our grandchildren: Sparkle, Orangie, Lulu, Breakit. We tend to use her given names for when she’s been naughty. Thank you for visiting Tales of a Plastic Jurassic. Solbit likes company and hopes you’ll come back.

*You can learn more about Solbit at her About page and in the earlier posts, “Solbit: How I Got My Name” and “Solbit: How I Got to Travel.”

Solbit Wants to Know “Just How Dangerous Is Australia, Anyway?”

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Dear Nicalai,

The moment I heard Nona say, “Oh, Papa, there goes a helmeted friarbird!,” I thought “Get me out of Australia!”  Hey, I don’t want to be in a country where birds have to wear helmets.  I mean, don’t you think that kind of a country has got to be too dangerous?

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Nona and Papa just take too many risks.  Sometimes they just don’t think.  When I pointed out that this country is so dangerous that friarbirds are wearing helmets, they insulted me by laughing.  They laugh in the face of danger. OK, if that’s what they want to do, but not me.

After we saw that bird in Port Douglas, they took me to the Great Barrier Reef.  We had a wonderful cruise ride to the far eastern side of the reef, a place named Agincourt Reef.  We went snorkeling.  Have you ever done that?  You wear a facemask, put your face down in the water, and breath through a little tube that sticks out above the water.  Suddenly, you see all kinds of sea creatures, wonderful colors, coral, sea plants.  Wow! I thought it was great, for about five minutes, and then this:

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You know how small I am, right? Well, this big boy’s mouth could have swallowed about five of me at once.  Did you ever try to yell under water?  Take my advice.  Don’t try it.  It doesn’t work.  I had to quickly swim under Nona’s armpit and hide from “Big Gulper” or whatever this fish is called. I call it, “Dangerous.”

I have to admit that the cruise back to Port Douglas was good, though. I even had time for a nap, while Papa drank a beer with some big, burly, bearded guy, Frank, and Nona chatted with his wife, Tina.  Nona and Papa had a good time with them.  So, Australia is not all bad.  But let me get back to my point.  Australia is dangerous!  Listen to this.

We get off the boat, walk back to our AirBnB place, and as we’re walking into our courtyard, I have to scream, “Look out! BIG SPIDER in your face!”

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Yeah,  I think it’s called a golden orb spider.  It’s big.  That thing might not eat me for lunch, but I don’t want it gnawing on my neck for some red blood cells.  Wait a minute, “Nona, do I have red blood cells or are dinosaur’s blood cells different?”  She doesn’t know, and Papa is taking a nap.  Let’s presume that my blood cells are red.

By now, Nona and Papa think I’m alarmist, overreacting, and a scaredy cat.  They tell me to calm down, and they will take me out to supper at The Surf Club.  Hey, I’m no scaredy cat and supper at The Surf Club sounds good, so, stupidly, I let my guard down. “Yes, let’s go to supper!” This is what happened.

As we’re walking up to The Surf Club, I see this sign:

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Even the sign says “danger!”  I say, “No way I’m going any farther. Take me home for supper, now!”  Nona and Papa have no choice.  Look at that sign. It confirms everything I’ve been saying. Australia is a dangerous place.  They say, “OK, Solbit, we’ll go home for supper, but we have to stop at the grocery on our way home, if we’re going to make supper.”  Fine by me.

We walk into the grocery.  Nona and Papa take me over to the seafood deli area.  They’re going to look for fish or something.  Nona leans over to see something and I’m looking down from her pocket right into these monsters.

 

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Oh, yeah.  Girl, you should have heard me scream.  I rattled the crushed ice, for sure.  I finally calmed down, after the nice fishmonger lady told me that these local lobsters were actually vegetarian just like us iguanodons.  (You remember that I’m an iguanodon, don’t you?).  So, these lobsters and I are sort of family.  Whew!

Well, maybe Australia isn’t as dangerous as I thought, but, take my advice, think twice about coming here.

I’m your friend.

Love,

Solbit

May 2015

  • You may be asking yourself, “Who is Solbit?” Solbit is a fictional character, but she is a real plastic dinosaur, sent to us unsolicited in a package we ordered from Photojojo. So, she’s a plastic jurassic. Solbit is short for the four names given her by our grandchildren: Sparkle, Orangie, Lulu, Breakit. We tend to use her given names for when she’s been naughty. Thank you for visiting Tales of a Plastic Jurassic. Solbit likes company and hopes you’ll come back.
  • You can learn more about Solbit at her About page and in the earlier posts, “Solbit: How I Got My Name” and “Solbit: How I Got to Travel.”

Solbit Asks, “So Who Is Anish Kapoor and Why Are You Talking About Him on Four Mile Beach?”

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Dear Nicalai,

Sunny, warm, fine sandy beaches!  Yeah!  Here’s a picture that Papa took (Nona forgot her camera):

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Isn’t that beautiful?  Nona, Papa, and I went for a long walk on Four Mile Beach here in Port Douglas. [Geography Lesson: that’s in Far North Queensland, a tropical part of Australia’s East Coast.]

After he took this photo, Nona and I started down the tropical beach for our walk and a place to play in the sand.  “Where’s Papa?” Nona asked me.  Papa was just standing back there staring.  Nona yelled back, “Papa, wake up! Let’s go.”  He started walking, but I don’t think he was looking where he was going. He stumbled on something. Had his eye on something else.

We walked a long way.  Maybe 1 1/2 kilometers (that’s about a mile) on this wide sandy beach, when Papa said to Nona, “Doesn’t that remind you of Anish Kapoor in Bilbao ?”  (NOTE TO READER: Click on the link to see what Papa is talking about.) Nona replied, “Yes, the extrusions!”  He pointed at this.

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Now, I’m thinking that Nona and Papa are getting old and their thinking is not too good, because, here we are on a beach, and they’re using words that have nothing at all to do with beaches.  “So, who are Anish Kapoor and Bilbao, and why are you talking about them on Four Mile Beach, please?” I asked.  Just then, Papa pointed in another direction and said, “Hey, here’s another one, just like in Bilbao! Beautiful, huh?”

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“Well, they are pretty, but you haven’t answered my question.  Why are you talking crazy on the beach every time you see one of these squiggly thingies?” I asked. Then Nona said, “Hey, there’s another.” We ran to the next one.  These things were all over this part of the beach.

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“Sorry, Solbit, we’ll tell you now.  Anish Kapoor is an artist.  Bilbao is a city in Spain.  A few years ago, when we were in Bilbao, we went to an art museum there.  It’s called the Guggenheim.  We saw an exhibit of Anish Kapoor’s works that were much bigger versions of these ‘squiggly thingies.’ Do you know what they look like?” Nona asked me.

“Oh, yeah, I know just what they look like, but it wouldn’t be polite of me to say what that is, would it?” I replied.  Papa said, “Solbit, it’s just the three of us out here, so you can say it.  What do these things look like?”  I whispered to them, “I think they look like …”  Nona said, “Solbit, it’s ok. Go ahead and say it.”  So, then I said it. “Poop!”  Nona and Papa laughed and said, “That’s right!”

[Biology Lesson:  Uncle Josh’s friend, a marine biologist, emailed Papa: “The piles are likely the castings from a marine worm like the lugworm. (Aranicola)… after they have stripped the organic matter from the sand.  Basically,…forms of poop.”  So, I don’t have to say “poop.” I can say “castings.”]

Papa said, “You know, Solbit, these ‘squiggly thingies’ — the poop — are beautiful, just as Anish Kapoor’s extrusions are beautiful. Sometimes poop is just poop, but sometimes poop is fine art.”  I said, “Papa, you’re making a joke.  I can tell.”  He just smiled. When he smiles at me like that, I know he’s saying, “Solbit, you are so clever.”  I like that.  You probably get that smile from your dad, too, huh?

The next day Nona said, “I’ve got my camera.  Let’s go back to take photos of that beach art that we saw yesterday.”  So, off we went.  Girl, were we ever disappointed.  The worms had stopped pooping — making art — on the beach.  Here’s all that was left of those pretty “extrusions.”

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Papa said, “Well, some of the best art is ephemeral, right?”  I replied, “Right! Hey, what’s ‘ephemeral’ mean?”  Papa said, “Look it up.”  Then Nona told me, “Solbit, it means temporary or only for a short time, fleeting.”  I said, “Oh, of course, that’s just like poop. Right?”

I’m your friend.

Love,

Solbit

May 2014

  • You may be asking yourself, “Who is Solbit?” Solbit is a fictional character, but she is a real plastic dinosaur, sent to us unsolicited in a package we ordered from Photojojo. So, she’s a plastic jurassic. Solbit is short for the four names given her by our grandchildren: Sparkle, Orangie, Lulu, Breakit. We tend to use her given names for when she’s been naughty. Thank you for visiting Tales of a Plastic Jurassic. Solbit likes company and hopes you’ll come back.
  • You can learn more about Solbit at her About page and in the earlier posts, “Solbit: How I Got My Name” and “Solbit: How I Got to Travel.”

Everyone Has A Favorite Saying, Right?

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Dear Nicalai,

Nona has a favorite saying.  I can tell it’s her favorite because she says it often.  You know her as well or better than I do, so you might already know what the phrase is.

Nona, Papa, and I were driving in a rented car from Cairns (pronounce “cans”) to Kuranda, when Nona used that phrase again.  She said, “Papa, remember, we’re on a budget, so we’ll stop for groceries rather than go out for supper.”  She followed that with, “I have made a list what to buy.”

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You know what, “I have made a list” might be Nona’s favorite phrase.  She uses that one a lot too.  Still, I think the budget one is more a favorite. She really likes numbers, especially when she can “input” them into a spreadsheet!

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Well, after Nona said, “We’re on a budget” and “rather than go out for supper” and “I’ve made a list,” you know, Papa didn’t say anything. It was almost as if he hadn’t heard her.  I’m guessing that “we’re on a budget” is not his favorite phrase.  By the number of times he says it, I imagine that Papa’s favorite phrase is “do they have any apple pie here.”

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Of course, I might be mistaken.  Although, when Papa saw this sign on one of our walks, I could just see the spring go out of his step, cur plop.

IMG_9004nopiesWhat’s my favorite phrase, you ask?  Well, it’s not “Solbit, look over here and smile for the camera.” I can tell you that.  Nona says that one a lot, too.  No, I think my favorite phrase is, “I’m your friend.”  I say that one a lot.

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I’m your friend.

Love,

Solbit

May 2014

  • You may be asking yourself, “Who is Solbit?” Solbit is a fictional character, but she is a real plastic dinosaur, sent to us unsolicited in a package we ordered from Photojojo. So, she’s a plastic jurassic. Solbit is short for the four names given her by our grandchildren: Sparkle, Orangie, Lulu, Breakit. We tend to use her given names for when she’s been naughty. Thank you for visiting Tales of a Plastic Jurassic. Solbit likes company and hopes you’ll come back.
  • You can learn more about Solbit at her About page and in the earlier posts, “Solbit: How I Got My Name” and “Solbit: How I Got to Travel.”

Solbit Asks, “When Is a Bottle Brush Not a Brush?”

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Dear Nicalai,

Big news:  Nona says that today is the 500th day of our two-year around the world trip!  That’s not what’s on my mind though.

Don’t you wish people would name things right?  I get confused by names.  You’d think that names would tell you what something is, but, no, sometimes they trick you into thinking they’re something that they’re really not.  How’s a girl supposed to know what’s what?

Here’s an example of what I’m talking about.  Papa told me that we were going to see some “bottle brushes,” so I figured that we’d either be in a bar or someone’s kitchen.  OK, or maybe one of those stores that has everything you need for a kitchen. Wrong!  Off to the woods (I mean the bush), again! Here’s me with what he calls a “bottle brush.”

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No, it’s not a bottle brush. It’s a tree, Papa!  Everybody knows that this is a Banksia TREE.  Even I know that, and I’m a plastic Jurassic. Banksia is not the bottle brush tree, although, I have to admit, its flower does look like a bottle brush.  Doesn’t it? So, I can see why Papa called it that, but he’s wrong.

The Australian “bottle brush” isn’t even banksia; it’s Callistemon. (I’ve been googling plants since our last trip to the woods and learning things Papa doesn’t even know.) See how confusing this can get.  Well, let’s not dwell on what Papa doesn’t know about plants.  Let’s switch to what he doesn’t know about birds.  OK?

So, we’re walking further down the trail (I mean down the track), when, he says, “Solbit, keep an eye out for rainbows.”

What?  The sky is clear, we haven’t had rain, and he thinks we’re going to see rainbows—plural?  Hey, we’re not even going to see one rainbow, today.  Then he points to a tree and says, “There, there in that bottle brush! See the rainbow!”  He meant in the banksia tree, and he meant a bird.  See.

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The bird is beautiful and is a lorikeet, a rainbow lorikeet.  Well, I have to admit that they do have all the colors to make me think of a rainbow.

Then, as we’re looking down on the ground, Papa says, “Hey, look at the sulphur crests!”  I’m thinking chemistry 101 and maybe the chemical has crystalized into crests or pyramids.  Nope.  Again, the old man is talking birds.  This time he should have said, “Look at the cockatoos!”  Here’s a picture of them.

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These cockatoos are big and mostly white.  They are loud and sassy, too.  They are not “sulphur crests;” they are “sulphur crested.”

I like their style, their assertiveness, but a lot of people say they’re a pest.  I can see why, because, when Papa yelled out “Hey, look at the sulphur crests!” they started to squawk and strut toward him.  They weren’t making friendly squawks either.  I imagine they prefer that he call them cockatoos, or at least get the name right, “sulphur crested cockatoo” not “sulphur crests.”  On the other hand, everybody else calls them sulphur crested cockatoos.  Maybe that’s why they’re so unfriendly? Well, you can see how this naming thing can be confusing.

Hey, Nona is calling me over to look at today’s pictures, so I have to go.  Bye! Remember, I’m your friend.

Love,

Solbit

May 2014

  • You may be asking yourself, “Who is Solbit?” Solbit is a fictional character, but she is a real plastic dinosaur, sent to us unsolicited in a package we ordered from Photojojo. So, she’s a plastic jurassic. Solbit is short for the four names given her by our grandchildren: Sparkle, Orangie, Lulu, Breakit. We tend to use her given names for when she’s been naughty. Thank you for visiting Tales of a Plastic Jurassic. Solbit likes company and hopes you’ll come back.
  • You can learn more about Solbit at her About page and in the earlier posts, “Solbit: How I Got My Name” and “Solbit: How I Got to Travel.”

Solbit says, “Wow! I gotta have them?”

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Dear Nicalai,

Hey, Ainsley’s glasses look terrific!  Wow!  Your email with this photo found us in Hobart, Tasmania.

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I heard Nona say, “Wow, Papa, Ainsley has new glasses.  You’ve got to see this photo.”  Then, Papa said, “Wow, Solbit, Ainsley has new glasses. You’ve got to see this photo.”  They held me up to the computer screen. I looked at Ainsley’s new eyeglasses.  Then, I said, “Wow, Nona and Papa, I’ve got to have them!”

Nona got quiet, looked at Papa, and said, “Papa, you handle this.”

So, Papa sat down with me. He said, “Solbit, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but nobody makes eye glasses for dinosaurs, and especially not plastic Jurassics.  It’s just a hard fact of life that you’re going to have to get used to.  I know that, if you had tear ducts in those plastic eyes of yours, you’d be crying by now, and all I can say is that I’m sorry.”

Girl, did I feel bad.  You know what I mean.  Just then, though, Nona had a wonderful idea.  “Solbit, I’ll make some pretend eyeglasses for you, and they’ll look real, and you can pretend to use them anytime you want.  OK?”

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I said, “Nona, you’re the greatest! Now, I can look like Ainsley!”  Papa chimed in, “Solbit, you may look like you’re wearing eyeglasses, but, take my word for it, Dear, you’re never gonna look like Ainsley.”  I said, “I know Papa, ‘cause she’s a blond and I’m a red head, right?”

But, Nicalai, you know what? I wish I could look like Ainsley, and I do think my pretend glasses get me part of the way there.  Don’t you?

I’m your friend.

Love,

Solbit

April 2014

  • You may be asking yourself, “Who is Solbit?” Solbit is a fictional character, but she is a real plastic dinosaur, sent to us unsolicited in a package we ordered from Photojojo. So, she’s a plastic jurassic. Solbit is short for the four names given her by our grandchildren: Sparkle, Orangie, Lulu, Breakit. We tend to use her given names for when she’s been naughty. Thank you for visiting Tales of a Plastic Jurassic. Solbit likes company and hopes you’ll come back.
  • You can learn more about Solbit at her About page and in the earlier posts, “Solbit: How I Got My Name” and “Solbit: How I Got to Travel.”

Solbit Has Tea with An Artist

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Dear Nicalai,

Well, Reina and I hit it off.  She invited me to tea at her home.  Remember I told you that Nona and Papa’s friends Jamie, Wuna, and their daughter Reina took us to the Art Gallery of New South Wales (“Solbit Sees Thunder Spirits”)? Here we are in Reina’s room:

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I knew that Reina enjoyed art, but I didn’t know that she is an artist too.  Yeah, she does all different kinds of art.  Here’s a section of one of her cartoons. (I hope she doesn’t mind my using it here.)

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For someone 11 years old, I’d say that’s good!  Papa said, “Solbit, I’m 69 years old and that cartoon would be good for me, but I can’t draw like that now.  It’s a gift!”  I saw a framed award on Reina’s wall for a self-portrait that she painted called “A Bad Day.”  How bad could it have been if she got an award for painting it?

Of course, Nona and Papa had to bring me over to Reina’s home, so Jamie, Wuna, and Reina’s grandmom, Nini, made supper for us, a mostly Chinese meal.  Look at these dishes!

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We had cabbage, pumpkin, egg and tomato, grilled fish, tofu and mushrooms, a traditional herbed pork in vegetable sauce, and a sweet sticky rice with plums and apricot.  Sooo Good!  I could see that Nona and Papa couldn’t stop eating.  I tried to signal them to slow down, but they just kept shoveling it in.  Embarrassing!

After supper, Reina invited me to her room for tea.  This is her tea set.

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You just sit, chat, and sip little cups of tea.  Every once in a while, more hot water is added to the tea pot, so you can sip more tea.  Nona came in and, as she always does, took a photo of us.

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Then Papa took a photo of Nona taking a photo of us.  Fortunately, Jamie, Wuna, and Nini didn’t get out their cameras, or we would have been there all night posing for them.  Oh well, I shouldn’t complain about Nona taking photos, because I like using pictures in my blog.  I think pictures help me to tell the story, don’t you?

I’m your friend.

Love,

Solbit

May 2015

  • You may be asking yourself, “Who is Solbit?” Solbit is a fictional character, but she is a real plastic dinosaur, sent to us unsolicited in a package we ordered from Photojojo. So, she’s a plastic jurassic. Solbit is short for the four names given her by our grandchildren: Sparkle, Orangie, Lulu, Breakit. We tend to use her given names for when she’s been naughty. Thank you for visiting Tales of a Plastic Jurassic. Solbit likes company and hopes you’ll come back.
  • You can learn more about Solbit at her About page and in the earlier posts, “Solbit: How I Got My Name” and “Solbit: How I Got to Travel.”

Solbit Goes Face-to-Face with a Dragon

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Dear Nicalai,

I came face to face with a Dragon today.  She was about fifty — that’s 50 — times my size.  Yowee!

Here’s how it happened.  Nona and Papa took me for another one of their hikes. Notice: I restrained myself from saying, “one of their forced marches.” They had taken me to see the Blue Mountains, west of Sydney.  After what seemed like — and, in fact, was — several kilometers hiking on a track (that’s what Australians call a “trail”), Nona put me on top of a stone sign post. She said, “Wait here.”  While she did more of her birdwatching, I walked around the top of this post and heard a “Psst. Psst. Hey, come over here and see me.”  I did, and this is what I saw …

trip to Blue Mountains, National Pass Hike from Wentworth Falls

I just about jumped out of my orange dino skin!  What a shock!

The dragon could see how scared I was. She said, “Don’t be frightened little iguanodon girl.  I’m big.  I’m a dragon, but I can’t move.  They’ve got me pinned to this post so you hikers can see what an Eastern Water Dragon looks like. I’m just moulded metal.  Hey, you look like you’re moulded too.”

trip to Blue Mountains, National Pass Hike from Wentworth Falls

I said, “Yes, I’m a Plastic Jurassic.  My name is Sparkle Orangie Lulu Breakit, but you can call me Solbit for short. Thanks for being so friendly! You sure scared me, and now you surprised me by knowing what kind of dinosaur I am.”

Just then Nona grabbed me and started hiking again.  I only had time to yell, “Goodbye, Ms. Dragon.”  She said something, but I couldn’t hear her.  Sounded like “Look out something slider … a way” or “look out something glider…down says.”  Didn’t make sense.  “Nona,” I asked, “What did that Dragon say?”  “I didn’t hear anything.  Dragon? What dragon?” she replied.  Not knowing what the dragon said was going to drive me crazy!

After Nona & Papa hiked another few kilometers, stopping again and again to look at the canyon and search for birds they heard but couldn’t see, Nona said, “Hey, Solbit, look at that sugar glider.  Wouldn’t you like to take a ride?”  She put me on this animal, apparently called a sugar glider, and said, “Look at the camera, Solbit, and took this photo.”

trip to Blue Mountains, National Pass Hike from Wentworth Falls

How about that? Now I think I know what Ms. Dragon said. She must have said something like, “Look for the sugar glider down the track a ways.”  Now I don’t have to go crazy.

As if seeing a dragon and a glider weren’t enough for one day, we also saw another animal with a most odd name, Cunningham’s Skink.  Here’s what it looks like.

trip to Blue Mountains, National Pass Hike from Wentworth Falls

I said, “Is that really your name, Cunningham’s Skink?” He said, “Please don’t make fun of my name.  I get teased about it all the time.”  I immediately felt sorry for him, “I’m sorry, Mr. Skink.  I won’t ever make fun of your name.  Can we be friends?  I’d love to tell my cousins that I know a skink with whom I’m good friends.  They would be amazed.”  He said, “OK, but tell your cousins to do everything they can to protect us skinks.  We need their help.”

What a day we had in the Blue Mountains on the National Pass Track!  I may yet learn to enjoy hiking.  Gotta go! We’re running for the train back to Sydney.  Bye!

I’m your friend.

Love,

Solbit

May 2014

  • You may be asking yourself, “Who is Solbit?” Solbit is a fictional character, but she is a real plastic dinosaur, sent to us unsolicited in a package we ordered from Photojojo. So, she’s a plastic jurassic. Solbit is short for the four names given her by our grandchildren: Sparkle, Orangie, Lulu, Breakit. We tend to use her given names for when she’s been naughty. Thank you for visiting Tales of a Plastic Jurassic. Solbit likes company and hopes you’ll come back.
  • You can learn more about Solbit at her About page and in the earlier posts, “Solbit: How I Got My Name” and “Solbit: How I Got to Travel.”

Solbit Asks Papa, “When Can We Sing and Dance?”

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Dear Nicalai,

Hey, Papa and I saw some posts today.  Papa says that, one day, in the very distant future, he would like to have one. So, what were they?

We had been exploring the Art Gallery of New South Wales here in Sydney, Australia.  I said, “Hey, Papa, look at those funny posts sticking up out of the floor.”  He looked and said, “Solbit, good eye.  I think you’ve found something worth a look.”

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We stopped at the posts, found a description of them, and I learned that what looked “funny” to me was what looked “serious, important, and profound” to others.  Why?

Well, they were grave posts, not funny looking sticks.  I need to learn to be more respectful, especially when I don’t know what I’m talking about.

Yeah, I learned that the Tiwi people on Melville Island made posts like these to remember family and friends who have died. Those posts were only made of special blackwood that’s reserved for ceremonies and are called Tutuni or Pukumani graveposts.

These grave posts for exhibit at the art gallery were not made of blackwood but of ironwood.   Seventeen senior Tiwi (aboriginal) artists were invited to make 17 of these posts.  That’s the first time aboriginal art went on exhibit at an art gallery, way back in 1958.

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Aren’t they beautiful?  Papa said that these grave markers sure do look a lot better than those stone markers we usually see back home.

The sign said, “The Pukumani ceremony is unique to Tiwi. It is a ‘final goodbye’, with singing and dancing accompanying the placement of Tutuni around the gravesite. The first Pukumani ceremony was led by Tiwi ancestor Purukuparli for his baby, Jinani, who was the first person to die; as a result, today all Tiwi must follow his fate.”

Papa said, “No grave stone for me, please, Solbit; I want one of those when I die.”  I asked, “Can we sing and dance, too, Papa?”  He said, “Solbit, I would like that.”

I said, “So, Papa, when will that be?”  He asked, “When will what be?”  “You know, when will you die so we can sing and dance?”    Papa laughed and said, “I hope sometime in the very distant future, Solbit, but you never know, so live life to the fullest now.”

I said, “OK, I will.”  Actually, I think he was talking to himself and not to me, because, being a plastic Jurassic, I’m not going to die.

trip to Blue Mountains, National Pass Hike from Wentworth Falls

My color might fade a bit, but it seems like plastic is forever.  I hear that is an environmental problem.  Someone will have to solve that problem.  Maybe you will, if you become a scientist. Right?

I’m your friend.

Love,

Solbit

 

April 2014

 

  • You may be asking yourself, “Who is Solbit?” Solbit is a fictional character, but she is a real plastic dinosaur, sent to us unsolicited in a package we ordered from Photojojo. So, she’s a plastic jurassic. Solbit is short for the four names given her by our grandchildren: Sparkle, Orangie, Lulu, Breakit. We tend to use her given names for when she’s been naughty. Thank you for visiting Tales of a Plastic Jurassic. Solbit likes company and hopes you’ll come back.
  • You can learn more about Solbit at her About page and in the earlier posts, “Solbit: How I Got My Name” and “Solbit: How I Got to Travel.”